Who Wants to Tell the Metal-Etching Laser It's Singing Portal's _Still Alive_ Off-Key_
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on January 01, 0001
If Portal taught me anything, it’s that any machine possessing even the most rudimentary degree of artificial intelligence rummy master is a potential threat, so I think I’ll just sit back and quietly enjoy the Automated Laser Corporation 20 watt fiber laser’s rendition of Jonathan Coulton’s “Still Alive”.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; 
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match the tones of the song. The markers are labeled with the lyrics of the tune, with the whole song resulting in the Aperture Science logo etched on a stainless steel plate.
rummy nabob It took quite a while to get it this far. Laser markers weren’t really meant for making music and there 
are a few parts out of time but I’m sure GLaDOS would approve. I’ve a feeling she would approve. She’d say so, just before reprogramming the laser to burn a stunning rendition of Portal 2’s “Want You Gone” on Chris’ torso in the shape of a massive torso-sized hole. She’s so lovable.
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