In Shotgun Cop Man you are a man who looks like a thumb and has gone to Hell to arrest Satan
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on December 09, 2025
If you didn't play My Friend Pedro, you missed out. Specifically, you missed out on clearing a room full of Real Bad Dudes by ricocheting bullets off a casually thrown frying pan while leaping from a skateboard in midair slow-motion.
You do not leap by pressing the jump [[link]] button, because that would be boring. "Jump button," give me a break. That sounds like baby shit for babies and you can get it out of here. No, in Shotgun Cop Man you do not jump by jumping. You shoot the ground with your shotgun. Then you shoot demons with your handgun, which suspends you in midair for some reason.
Every level of Shotgun Cop Man is a mix of sliding down diagonal slopes and bouncing up between ledges, either blasting away at Hell itself to propel yourself further, or at demons because they're there and shooting back. Aiming in the opposite direction to the one you want to travel in demands rewiring some fundamental part of your brain, and I did find myself occasionally hurling myself directly at a spinning sawblade trap or down a hole I just climbed out of thanks to a temporary brainfart.
I didn't stop having fun, though. Shotgun Cop Man is one of those pure videogamey videogames, with little in the way of story to slow you down. "Freeze, Satan!" announces Shotgun Cop Man without irony. "You're under arrest!" Then Satan, who is wearing a nipply goth string vest, replies by giving the finger and shouting, "Fuck you, Shotgun Cop Man!" That is what passes for the plot in Shotgun Cop Man, and it's more than enough.
The is 17 levels long and you can play it as part of Steam Next Fest. The full game is due later this year and will cost you $US10.
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